Be cool and Live.

[Scenario:1]

What happens when you wake up from your sleep, open your eyes and feel like it’s cold, and you’re freezing and suddenly you realise you are actually FROZEN!!! And to your horror you find out you are encased into glass container with your arms and legs tied and some people are looking onto you like you are some kind of guinea pig. (What’s happening type horror!!!)

[Scenario:2]

What happens when you wake up from your sleep, open your eyes and feel it’s cold, and you’re freezing and suddenly you realise you are Frozen but that’s not the end of it but actually you feel like less, I mean genuine less and suddenly to your horror you discover that you are actually your head connected to computer encased in a glass case with scientist all around you congratulating you. (OMG type horror!!!)

Ok Ok no my screws didn’t fall off but mankind is nearing this fate as we speak or rather as I write and you read this piece. And it is not a science experiment gone wrong neither a forced  test in shoddy labs but some of the most swanky labs are doing or rather have already doing that.  So if any such things have or occurred to you or is happening to you be sure you have woke up after a good night sleep of more than 50 years. Yes.

Senior academic staff from Oxford University (just imagine….) has paid reportedly %0,000 pound sterling for having their head to be frozen after death so that they wake up when mankind has found cure to whatever has killed them. Only head.. yes their point being by that time we will be able to connect to the computer like in Avatar the Na’avis connected to their horse like pet (that means they will connect the USB to their…ok let’s not get into that) but if you think that people has suddenly got insane then let me tell you there are more 77 patients who have saved their heads in freeze mode and more forty people have frozen their bodies for a whopping 130000 pound sterling that when converted to today’s Indian currency roughly stands to Rs.9,100,000 (What the….fun!!!)

The patients are kept in stalemate condition if you will, by a company named Alcor based near Phoenix,Arizona where they have cryogenically frozen the patients for an afterlife. Now how did they actually made them believe in this stuff (I mean UFO tak toh thik tha bhai…par yeh) you can’t imagine. Their point being, tiny animals such as nematode worms can be deep frozen and then revived, then why not humans after all we didn’t believe that going to the moon was actually possible just a hundred years ago , right. (Abey haath kaat ke phenk de, afterall Chipkali ke aa jatein hain, yeh bhi aajayenge,hain)

And you wouldn’t believe who is the latest person among the 974 other living people who have registered for this treatment. Simon Cowell!!! The TV producer and entrepreneur who recently was in lime light because of some egg-y stuff you can read in the net. But just imagine how life would be, with endless possibilities only if they can do it. If not they are just another Saradha group duping west. Right?

Freeze the moment we say?!!

 Happy reading.