If it's anything it's
not a dimple. It may sound like one but certainly the similarities end then and
there. While dimples are the prized possession of the face of some (lucky!)
human beings, pimples are matter-of-fact ly a pain in the ass; errr.. the face.
It may be big may be small, but a pain nevertheless. And as Alia Bhatt cutely
rues about the many problems a student has to face, be it study-related or
heart-related; pimples play a darker and more of a lead role. It's almost like
a taboo, you know it's there but you can’t touch it. Ta-da.
Plus, to make matter more
worse there are several peripheral problems they bring akin. Mental problems;
have you or have you not spent hours of hair-tearing minutes thinking about how
people will react when they see this big blot of shame. There is social
problems, how people generally react seeing your face; that neighbor girl
perusing her lips at the sight to the perilous just-around the corner aunty
prescribing you a churan. The long
distant never-saw cousin who is in the first year of medical talking about sebaceous
glands and salicylic acid… yuck. From the Uncle in the next flat who saw a show
on this at a TV to the biology teacher. Everyone is a certified doctor. Then
there is a cardiac problem, what if the only person who makes you feel special
shivers at your horrendous sight. The thought itself gives heart attack, right?
No eating those lovely
samosas to eating all those veggies that are good-for-liver (and nothing!). No
going out with friends in case everyone starts asking about the recent facial
reconstructions. To quit going to the tuition in case friends remember to tease
(that one’s not bad actually). It’s a through-an-through nightmare. And that’s
if you have not touched it. If you have, my friend…forget to RIP.
Thank god Garnier
listened to the prayer of millions and brought to market this face wash. It’s
not a magic potion that can make you go all Katy Perry in one day from Li’l
Wayne, mind it. But it does soothe your skin and repeated uses do make them
vanish as I have seen on myself. I hope that to you all too. Let the dimples go
burn in hell, the Pure and Active way.
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